Today I shall wear sunscreen!

And shorts! Oh dear, oh dear.

Many of you may just not comprehend how big a sensation this is for us Norwegians. I'm not even lying when I say that some years we have only about two weeks of sunscreen-and-shorts-worthy weather. I am thrilled. I even have a sunburn on my nose. The fact that this is a happy thing for me should explain a thing or two.

It's 7am and I haven't slept. I'm developing a pattern of a kind. A weird one, at that. At the time I'm only sleeping every other night, and it's actually working for me somehow. Surely this can't be healthy?

Allow me to include a picture of myself and my sunscreen. I would also have included my freshly-shaved, sunscreen-slathered legs, but I'm just not that flexible.

I now realize that bloggers are supposed to use nice pictures of themself looking not like a maniac decent. Well, fuck. Can't say I give a shit, because the weather is freaking awesome and I get to wear shorts and show off my hideous basement tattoo. And I didn't sleep tonight, meaning I could get up early and shower and shave my legs and yay. I'm usually not able to shower in the mornings because I spend eternities in there (I seriously don't even know why myself, must be a glitch in the matrix), and my hair takes 3-6 hours to dry. Yes, it takes six hours in the winter. Yay thick, curly hair!

Well, I suppose I should go drink coffee or something now. I don't know what people do in the mornings. I usually tend to throw on some clothes, brush my teeth and bolt out the door.

The times I actually manage to get up in time for school, that is.

Mentality, why must you do this to me. Why.

I've also taken up the same project as you, my dear reader. You know who you are. I don't know your name. I'm just going to dump your blog here so people get the point. Do tell if you are in any way offended by this.

http://alifetimeofphotos.blogspot.com/  <- the blog

I've taken three pictures. So far so good. Wonder how long I can keep up with this. Wonder if I should use a new DailyBooth account to do this instead.


Super interesting fact of the morning: Japanese research has concluded that moderate drinking can boost IQ levels.


(Also woohoo, this is my 50th post.)

Oh bitch hell no

A girl posted an Annoying Facebook Girl meme to my facebook wall.
Can't help but wondering if I am, in fact, one.
Thinking of just deleting my facebook for this.

And for Lewis:

Yes, the Mythbusters managed to fold a piece of paper 11 times. But they used a piece of paper the size of a fucking football field, and also a steamroller and a forklift.)

Interesting fact of today: The Titanic was the first ship to ever use the SOS signal.

Well, that's unusual

I just got home from school. When I walked out of the bus and crossed the street, the man in the car that stopped for me called to me and said

"Hey, are you crossing here?"

And well, I was, so I told him yes. He held something out the window and asked me if I could come closer to the car (creepy, yes, but there were like a million other people there, so what could happen?). Then he handed me what he was holding. It was a CD. "Papa Slide - What Are We Livin' For". He told me to pass it on to everyone else I knew who played guitar, and he told me to learn to play slide. Then he told me that I had to cross the street, which I had completely forgotten about because hey, I got pretty puzzled.

Not sure if weird or genius way of promoting your music.

Sorry for weird and too bright picture. It's super sunny today. And really really hot! I wasn't prepared for it at all and ended up wearing too many clothes when I thought I was really wearing too little.

Andddd the guy I was dating not too long ago, who dumped me because he didn't want a relationship, is now in a relationship.
Lol ok, thanks.

Also my cell phone is being a bitch lately and refuses to charge from time to time. It also will not always send or recieve text messages, and if I send someone a picture it will take anywhere between two weeks and two months before the other part recieves it.

I'm really tired right now. Thank god it's getting semi-late. It's 4:30pm. I didn't sleep at all last night, and I fell asleep on the bus on my way home which was pretty awkward. I hate sleeping in public, especially when I wake up and find that my mouth is wide open or something.

Super interesting fact of today: Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

Summary of the past days

FRIDAY
Ate a fuckload of chocolate. Played The Sims 3 all day. Pretended to study for my math exam on monday.
Thought I had a lot of time on my hands, so I didn't have to start 'till tomorrow.

SATURDAY
Ate a fuckload of chocolate. Played The Sims 3 all day. Opened my math book and read the first page. Thought I had a lot of time on my hands, so I didn't have to start 'till tomorrow. Decided to uninstall The Sims 3 so it wouldn't distract me, but downloaded the file again so I could install it again soon.

(2am: installed The Sims 3 and a new expansion pack. Played it until 7am.)

SUNDAY
Ate a fuckload of chocolate. Realized the exam is tomorrow and I haven't done shit. Proceeded to read three pages in my math book. Realized I'd forgotten everything in there and I had very little time to learn 200 pages of math. Found the math exam from last year, opened it, looked at the very first task. Cried my eyes out because I didn't understand shit of it. Proceeded to play The Sims 3 and cry.

Posted my worries on Facebook. Found out that my exam is on Friday.

Exploded with joy.

Proceeded to celebrate with The Sims 3 and chocolate.


Super interesting fact of tonight: No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.

Jesus christ

I just ate one pound of chocolate in a go.

inb4 diabetes.

May 17th

So today is the Norwegian Constitution day. (you can read about it here)
I was supposed to hang out with two friends of mine in the city around 2pm. Got a text around 12 saying that they weren't able to come after all. Lol, fuckers.

I thought I was gonna be forever alone all day, but then I found someone else to be with. I had a good time, even though walking in three-inch heels is enough to ruin anyone's day. Also it was rather cold. But it doesn't matter, because I had a good day. Here's a picture of me and Daniel.

(click to enlarge)

(Yes, he always looks like a serial killer in pictures.)

In town we just walked around, looking at all the random stuff they were selling in the booths. SO. MANY. BOOTHS. All of them sold pretty much the same stuff, though. T-shirts, zippo lighters, candy. Things that make noise. That kinda stuff.

There were also a lot of fun fairs spread all over the place. We didn't take any rides (because the guy I was with is a pussy and it's not fun to go alone), but we played some games. Including the wheel of fortune.

Result:

Sorry to ruin anyone's impressions that I don't look like a pig when I'm smiling.

Well, that pretty much sums up the day. Didn't eat any traditional food or walk in any parades. Didn't eat ice cream or hotdogs, although I guess that would go under traditional food. I forgot my flag at home, though, so that kinda sucked. Although I suppose it was all for the best, since it would've been a pain to carry it around along with THAT HUGE-ASS PIECE OF MOTHERFUCKING CHOCOLATE.

That is all. Have a great evening.

Super interesting fact of today: Eating eight strawberries will provide you with more vitamin C than an orange.

Wtf, brain

I was so sure I wanted to dye my hair red, and I've thought about it for a long time. But now I'm getting all nervous about it all of a sudden. Wtf.

My stepfather brought all my painting stuff from the other house. I was never a good painter, but I decided to try again. I'm using oil paint, so it's really difficult and the layers take a long time to dry. I'm experimenting with stroke patterns. Right now I'm trying to paint a portrait. I have a problem painting eyes (drawing them is easy, but...), so I decided to kind of paint the entire eyeball first, then add eyelids. So I get the proportions right and stuff. The result is a really freaking scary half-finished painting that's always staring at me. I'd better finish this up as soon as possible.

I love the smell of turpentine. Reminds me of mango.

Other than that I've been doing some stalking, and found out that Dakota Rose is editing her photos and videos, and does in fact not look anything like that at all. Ego boost. I still love the way she does her makeup, though, and I've started doing something similar.
I kinda feel bad for her. Since she's been fooling everyone with her editing, she's getting a whole lot of hate. She kind of had it coming though, telling so many lies.

You can read more about the true Dakota Rose here. It is albeit not a very neutral article.

I have decided

To dye my hair dark red, like I've always wanted. I have also decided that it will look good. Period.
(lol funny. Because it's red, right... no?)

I also want to buy some new clothes. I want a jumpsuit. I've always wanted a jumpsuit. Like this.


Or even better, this.


I also want new skirts. And shirts. And jeans, because I have none. And I also want Dakota Rose's face. And body. And life. Gosh, she is wonderful. I heard she had a nose job, though, so I don't feel -as- ugly.


Nevermind. I do.

Ugh.

I know the coolest people

Man. I just found this. I know these people. Bandana guy has even touched my boob.





I have the coolest friends. Swagswagswagswagswag.

Super interesting fact of today: When hippos get upset, their sweat turns red. And you probably already know that hippo milk is pink.

I need your help!

I took my lip rings out. I need you guys to tell me if I should keep it that way or put them back in.

With:



Without:



Excuse my weird-lookingness. Oh, and I need answers quick, in case it heals!

To be truthful

I don't really feel like blogging lately. I also don't have much to blog about. I haven't been feeling so well.
(I wanted to add "lately" to each of those statements, but it would've looked dumb.)
And I'm still on my period. This may or may not be related to my less than fantastic mood. I'll probably die soon or something.

I'll be back sometime, though. In less than a week. Promise.

Super interesting fact of today: Turtles can breathe through their butts.

What the hell, uterus

I've had my period for 15 days now. It doesn't show signs of stopping.
(And I've brought some corn for popping, har-de-dar... no?)

In case I die, I want to thank you all for reading my blog. That is all.

Pokémonium

I've told most of my four regular readers about this already. I know. I know. But there is this game, and it's totally awesome, and it's called

POKÉMONIUM

(insert dramatic music here)

Anyway, it's a really awesome game, and everyone should play it. Not only because it's awesome, but because it's in beta and they need people to help them find bugs so they can fix them and stuff.

(I expect everyone to have stopped reading at this point.)

Also I need someone to play with, because my Pokébuddy Luke isn't online 24/7 like me. Loser.

Oh, and. About the game itself. You've probably played the regular Pokémon games for Gameboy and DS. Gold, sapphire, whatever. Those games. You know what I'm talking about. Pokémonium is just like those.

In Pokémonium, you can play in Johto, Kanto, Sinnoh AND Hoenn! And here comes the best part...

IT'S A FUCKING MULTIPLAYER GAME

(more dramatic music)

So as you can clearly understand, this game is awesome. And everyone should play it. It's not that I don't enjoy playing with you, Luke. But it's always cool to have more than one friend. 

I just realized that the yellow and red is going to look awful on my blog layout. Oh well. Pokémon colors are Pokémon colors.
(EDIT: It did look awful. I had to change it and stuff.)

Anyway, if you decide you want to try out the game, click this link. My in-game username is Chuukai. 

Interesting fact of today: When you blush, the lining of your stomach also turns red.

Am I the only one wondering how they find out this kinda stuff?

Dear readers.

Since I now have people who actually read my blog, I'd like to know what you like reading about and what you don't like reading about. Also are there other things you'd like me to add? I mean, we all know people who read blogs like pictures. But I don't know what kind of pictures I'd blog.



Seriously though, please tell me what to do here. I'm also kinda running out of ideas here. I was thinking this blog-about-your-life thing would be pretty easy and interesting. I guess not when all you do is sit at home and watch MLP and look at funny pictures on the interwebs.

So, besides that I got to sleep in today. We were originally throwing a birthday party for my stepfather, but then he and my brother started barfing all over the place. And you know how when that happens you're just waiting to barf yourself, right? It's awful. I feel sick. All. The. Time. Wish I could just be sick and get it over with.
(Also then I wouldn't have to go to school which would be good because I forgot to practice for piano class.)
(Also it's 3:30am and I have to get up at 7:00 and gee I really do feel sick wtf.)
(Then again I've been practicing like a god for guitar class)
(And we have two tests this week so I should probably fetch my books so I can study or something (Lol as if) since the first test is on Tuesday.)

Oh oh and also I've been having unexpected amounts of money lately. I just assumed my bank had run dry so I never check anymore, and then when I did check I had quite a lot. And by that I mean about 150 bucks. But I spent 70 of them on new guitar strings. But I still have some left. And by "some" I mean an assload. I'm used to having the odd 30-40 bucks a couple times a month. So I was thinking I'd buy a nice present for my friend's daughter. She's having her first birthday on the 19th. Also I was thinking I myself would indulge in these babies:



But they cost 45 bucks and they're hand made and I could probably do it better myself and shipping probably costs more than the headphones themselves. The actual headphones seem to be of good quality though, and I need some new ones. All I have now is earbuds for iPod, and one of them looks like a cat ate it, digested it half-way, then decided to barf it back up. In other words, only one of them works. And it sucks. And these headphones are pretty cool. Someone please tell me to buy them. I need someone to tell me it's okay to buy them because I really want them and I have a lot of money that I need to spend before I spend it on stupid things.

TELL ME TO BUY THE HEADPHONES.


Interesting fact of tonight: There are some ice creams that are 75% air.
(Lays flavored ice cream? Har-de-dar.)

Why.

Why, why, why.

Why do I always get this impulse to cut my hair in the middle of the night.

Why am I stupid enough to follow that impulse.

Why do I own a pair of professional hair scissors.

Why can't I just go to the hairdresser like a normal person.


Luckily I'm not half bad at cutting my hair.
(Loads of practice ohlol)

It could've been lots worse.




Interesting fact of tonight: Hitler only had one testicle.

Awesometastic

This is a word that can be used to describe what clouds look like with the moon behind them when it like illuminates the edges of the... no? You don't know what I mean? I wish I had a camera. I'll find something similar on google.


(Source)
Kinda like that. Except it's 1am and absolutely no light out at all. It was really cool, I swear. Although this is a tad more beautiful.

It was more like this.


(Source)
But still darker. Anyway, it was awesome. And we have a full moon. They said on the news today that the moon would appear a lot bigger now because reasons, but it doesn't look different to me.

Also I downloaded a new Pokémon game. It's pretty much like the regular games for Gameboy and DS, but multiplayer. It's totally neat. It's still in beta and really glitchy, and I feel kinda important to get to be a part of finding and reporting glitches to help make the game better. Even though it's open for everyone. It's called Pokémonium and you can find it here.
My username in-game and in the forums is Cilantria if you want to add me!

Interesting fact of the day: Sharks are immune to cancer.

Restringed my acoustic!

Which means it will be unplayable for about a week or two. Hurr.

Mom, why did you had to leave the guitar in the winter garden. You know what happens when sunrays hit glass. You know all the walls in that room are made entirely out of glass. You know that that particular room gets sun for about 10 hours daily.You know that  that particular room reaches 50 degrees celsius on a good day. WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE A GUITAR OVERNIGHT IN THAT ROOM. ARE YOU AN IDIOT.

No, she just didn't know the strings would snap. She's a computer engineer. Mom, I am disappoint.

Bought new strings for my electric guitar as well. Feels nice to have backup strings for once. I bought 0.10s this time instead of 0.11s. Hopefully it'll make a difference.

This probably only makes sense to me.

Interesting fact of the day: The water inside of a coconut is identical to human blood plasma. 

Okay.

One of my best friends was like "I'm throwing a pinup-themed coctail party. Do you have any clothes I can borrow?"

Gee, thanks a lot.

Interesting fact of the day: The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan".

Random picture not at all aimed at anyone in particular in any way whatsoever

My fingers are bleeding

At least one is. I've been practicing like hell, and I gotta say I'm mighty proud at the results. I'm not at all there yet, but I am getting closer to playing like Gary Moore. I'll be playing this for my guitar exam.




(He stops improvising and starts playing the actual piece around 2:14)

Oh Gary.

I also decided to post one interesting fact every day. And by every day I mean in each blog post.

Interesting fact of the day: An ostrich's eyeball is larger than its brain.